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I dont know. Maybe it just makes sense because Im drunk. Im a card-carrying nerd I dont actually have a card, its just complicatedso I guarantee to entertain. Or something. You know, as I dictate this post into Siri, its decided to capitalize the word "or".
I am dictating this, so I dont have the to go back and correct it with my fat thumbs. Besides, I would probably misspell it in my state.
Anyway, if you feel like playing along, I would be happy to play text boomerang with you. You know, I noticed that slist has a bunch of pulldown menus for physical description. What if I would just rather type oddly accurate adjectives in my current state? It doesnt give me the option in the menu to do so. Re that I am watching Seinfeld. My sensibilities are somewhat proxy. Upon more closely inspecting them, I cant help but notice that the menus options have a somewhat feminine bias.
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What if I wouldnt do that to say something like chubby or husky? If anyone decides to sue slist on that bias, you heard it here first. I get a cut. Ill just say it.
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My recognition of such irony is only conditionally in the position to influence my decisions. That should do it.
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