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Hey, my name's Microsft. Can I crash at your place tonight?


Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Do you like raisins?


How do you feel about a date? There is something wrong with my cell phone.


It doesn't have your in it. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see! Are you a parking ticket?


I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again? I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.


Feel my shirt. Boyfriend material.

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Wanna be one of them? Did you just come out of the oven?


I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen. Is your name Google?

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Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future! Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is this the Hogwarts Express?

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Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.


My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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