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Flirty pick up lines, used by both men and women, are used as an icebreaker when you meet someone you are interested in or attracted to. You want these first lines to be fun and light without being too forward or pushy for the best response. In their most innocent form, pick up lines are clever phrases used to show you are interested in getting to know another person. Flirty lines will show a person you are interested in the possibility of dating him or her. The flirtier the flirting chat lines up line, and especially if it has sexual innuendos, could mean you are interested in that person sexually and want to get to know him or her quickly. In either case, pick up lines of the flirty variety are a good icebreaker that will show your intention and interest.

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Hey, can you help me get to a doctor? Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Are you a football player? Are you a supermarket sample?

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You must be a vodka shot because you hit me hard and spun my world around. Do you have the time? Tells you the time No, the time to write down my ? Can I talk you out of it?

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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

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You make my heart skip a beat. Kiss me as if it were the last time. Later in life, you realize it only happens a few times. Want a sip? Is that a mistletoe above your head or are you about to kiss me?

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I have some Hanukkah gelt in my pocket, want to help me find it? I love it. Want to spin a dreidel with me? The smile you gave me! Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? Do you have a Band-Aid? Are you religious? I seem to have lost my phone.

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Can I have yours? Can you give me directions to your heart? Is your dad a terrorist? I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. Are you a dictionary? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within six feet of me? Are you a fisher?

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